The following is a text transcript between Cameron and someone who he thought was a female friend of his whose number he doesn't have (and who he is not interested in, but who is still a friend). The other person thought Cameron was a girl. So two guys think they are texting girls, but are really texting each other. Note that all the misspelling, etc. are from the actual text messages. Here is the transcript:
Nov. 14:
"GIRL": Hi
CAM: Hello. How's it going?
"GIRL": The game was fun
CAM: It wasn't too early for you?
"GIRL": Goog are u at annalises house?
"GIRL": Nope
CAM: No I'm not... I'm doing a little hw before bed, what's going on at her place?
"GIRL": idk I just thought u were there I'm at my house I was asking if u were there
CAM: Nope, I having been feeling good today so I decided to chill, I was invited to something tonight, that might have been it
"GIRL": Oh well I'm just sitting at home playing my xbox 360
CAM: LOL that's awesome! What are you playing?
"GIRL": Call of duty 5
CAM: Nice. Caping some fools huh?
"GIRL": Yup
CAM: Kinda lame I had to ref today! We could have hung out for a couple of hours
"GIRL": Ref what
CAM: Football...I red for flag football
CAM: ref
"GIRL": That's cool
CAM: More like an obligation
"GIRL": Haha
"GIRL": The box seems like a really good movie
CAM: Yah I actually saw it, it was oddly entertaining, you should see it
"GIRL": Yah any other good movies out there
CAM: Umm Christmas carol, 2012 I think that's about it
"GIRL": 2012 sounds really good but I don't know if my parents would like that?
CAM: They might, what sort of movies do they like?
"GIRL": Comedies so they probably woudnt see it and they don't let me go to movies alone
CAM: You have to go with someone else?
"GIRL": Yah probably
CAM: Well if you ever need a movie friend just let me know:)
"GIRL": Cool. Yah maybe next week sometime we could see a movie
CAM: 2012? I'd be down for that...When are you free?
"GIRL": Probably friday night
CAM: Ok...i think That will work, let me get back to you on that
"GIRL": Ok ill check with my parents
Nov. 15:
"GIRL": I've been awake since 5:00, I'm SO tired
CAM: You just couldn't sleep?
"GIRL": Yah, I scored in my soccer game and we won 4-0
CAM: Nice! Who do you play soccer with?
"GIRL": James, josh, connor b, jake
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I herd 2012 want very good we could go to the blind side if we could get tickets?
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I'm so bred I'm at wills house for my soccer party and me and jame are watching football,will and the rest of my team is playing a baloon game on his computer
CAM: Sounds like the life:)
"GIRL": Yah I'm playing with my freind keiran and he's 6 feet tall and he's hurting me
CAM: He's hurting you? What are you guys playing?
"GIRL": Pool
CAM: Uhhh... Is he hitting you with the stick?
"GIRL": Yah
CAM: Hit him back :)
"GIRL": I already did :)
(Note: By now it's getting real weird so Cam doesn't respond for a bit.)
"GIRL": Are you there
CAM: Hey sorry ... Went to mcdonalds, is the guy bugging you?
"GIRL": No were friends were just playing around
"GIRL": I'll show you the video of keiran betting me up when i see u next because it won't send
CAM: Haha ok:)
"GIRL": He just pile drived me onto the ground and dislocated my left shoulder:(
CAM: What!? I hope your joking
"GIRL": Well he hurt really bad but I'm not mad
CAM: Well sorry the dude doesn't know how to treat a lady
"GIRL": ?
CAM: Does this guy have a crush on you?
"GIRL": Funny hes not gay......or is he
CAM: Haha just messing with you
(Note: Cam's starting to catch on that this isn't a girl, so a friend calls the number and a teenage boy, about middle-school age, answers the phone. We are getting really suspicious.)
"GIRL": Yah so wat are you doing
CAM: Watching football
"GIRL": Cool
(Note: Now, after looking up the area code, we want to see if he lives here or in Seattle like his area code says.)
CAM: Where are you going to go see the movie on Friday?
"GIRL": Probably edmonds
(Note: Uh oh. Edmonds is in Seattle.)
CAM: Dude who is this ... I think this number is saved under the wrong name
"GIRL": Kyle
CAM: Who do you think this is?
"GIRL": Kendell
CAM: Sorry man but my name is cameron and this whole time I thought you were my friend ______, I'm not messing with u
"GIRL": Holy crap
CAM: Yes holy crap is right! Well good luck with kendell sorry i'm not her
"GIRL": Good luck with ______, this is rely embaricing see u later
CAM: LOL it is but also hilarous! You have a good story to tell your buddies! Buh bye
An hour later:
"GIRL": Is this kendell
CAM: Still cameron ...
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