This is the paraphrased story that Michael gave me in the voice of Michael:
I was on the second floor of the library at Fuller at the back where the cubicles are when I had to go pee. I got up and went down the center aisle between two bookshelves toward the bathroom at the other end of the floor. I realized that going down a parallel aisle was a Korean man who was obviously going to the bathroom too. Knowing my stage fright problems, I picked up the pace, but so did he I could see him between bookshelves, then he would disappear behind the books, then reappear between the bookshelves again. After about 30 feet the bookshelves ended and we ended up side-by-side. There was no going back.
I awkwardly entered the bathroom first and he followed. There were only two urinals with little or no wall between them. We both unzipped at the same time. Knowing my stage fright issues and that I wouldn't be able to pee anytime soon, I was going to pretend to pee knowing full well he knew I was pretending, then leave and come back. At the same time, I was coaching myself to just pee. Nothing. But he wasn't peeing either. So we waited. And waited. And waited. And waited.
Over a minute went by before finally I got a little squirt. Then he got a little squirt. Quickly he booked it out of the bathroom without washing his hands or anything.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Cameron Keirnes: November 14-15
The following is a text transcript between Cameron and someone who he thought was a female friend of his whose number he doesn't have (and who he is not interested in, but who is still a friend). The other person thought Cameron was a girl. So two guys think they are texting girls, but are really texting each other. Note that all the misspelling, etc. are from the actual text messages. Here is the transcript:
Nov. 14:
"GIRL": Hi
CAM: Hello. How's it going?
"GIRL": The game was fun
CAM: It wasn't too early for you?
"GIRL": Goog are u at annalises house?
"GIRL": Nope
CAM: No I'm not... I'm doing a little hw before bed, what's going on at her place?
"GIRL": idk I just thought u were there I'm at my house I was asking if u were there
CAM: Nope, I having been feeling good today so I decided to chill, I was invited to something tonight, that might have been it
"GIRL": Oh well I'm just sitting at home playing my xbox 360
CAM: LOL that's awesome! What are you playing?
"GIRL": Call of duty 5
CAM: Nice. Caping some fools huh?
"GIRL": Yup
CAM: Kinda lame I had to ref today! We could have hung out for a couple of hours
"GIRL": Ref what
CAM: Football...I red for flag football
CAM: ref
"GIRL": That's cool
CAM: More like an obligation
"GIRL": Haha
"GIRL": The box seems like a really good movie
CAM: Yah I actually saw it, it was oddly entertaining, you should see it
"GIRL": Yah any other good movies out there
CAM: Umm Christmas carol, 2012 I think that's about it
"GIRL": 2012 sounds really good but I don't know if my parents would like that?
CAM: They might, what sort of movies do they like?
"GIRL": Comedies so they probably woudnt see it and they don't let me go to movies alone
CAM: You have to go with someone else?
"GIRL": Yah probably
CAM: Well if you ever need a movie friend just let me know:)
"GIRL": Cool. Yah maybe next week sometime we could see a movie
CAM: 2012? I'd be down for that...When are you free?
"GIRL": Probably friday night
CAM: Ok...i think That will work, let me get back to you on that
"GIRL": Ok ill check with my parents
Nov. 15:
"GIRL": I've been awake since 5:00, I'm SO tired
CAM: You just couldn't sleep?
"GIRL": Yah, I scored in my soccer game and we won 4-0
CAM: Nice! Who do you play soccer with?
"GIRL": James, josh, connor b, jake
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I herd 2012 want very good we could go to the blind side if we could get tickets?
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I'm so bred I'm at wills house for my soccer party and me and jame are watching football,will and the rest of my team is playing a baloon game on his computer
CAM: Sounds like the life:)
"GIRL": Yah I'm playing with my freind keiran and he's 6 feet tall and he's hurting me
CAM: He's hurting you? What are you guys playing?
"GIRL": Pool
CAM: Uhhh... Is he hitting you with the stick?
"GIRL": Yah
CAM: Hit him back :)
"GIRL": I already did :)
(Note: By now it's getting real weird so Cam doesn't respond for a bit.)
"GIRL": Are you there
CAM: Hey sorry ... Went to mcdonalds, is the guy bugging you?
"GIRL": No were friends were just playing around
"GIRL": I'll show you the video of keiran betting me up when i see u next because it won't send
CAM: Haha ok:)
"GIRL": He just pile drived me onto the ground and dislocated my left shoulder:(
CAM: What!? I hope your joking
"GIRL": Well he hurt really bad but I'm not mad
CAM: Well sorry the dude doesn't know how to treat a lady
"GIRL": ?
CAM: Does this guy have a crush on you?
"GIRL": Funny hes not gay......or is he
CAM: Haha just messing with you
(Note: Cam's starting to catch on that this isn't a girl, so a friend calls the number and a teenage boy, about middle-school age, answers the phone. We are getting really suspicious.)
"GIRL": Yah so wat are you doing
CAM: Watching football
"GIRL": Cool
(Note: Now, after looking up the area code, we want to see if he lives here or in Seattle like his area code says.)
CAM: Where are you going to go see the movie on Friday?
"GIRL": Probably edmonds
(Note: Uh oh. Edmonds is in Seattle.)
CAM: Dude who is this ... I think this number is saved under the wrong name
"GIRL": Kyle
CAM: Who do you think this is?
"GIRL": Kendell
CAM: Sorry man but my name is cameron and this whole time I thought you were my friend ______, I'm not messing with u
"GIRL": Holy crap
CAM: Yes holy crap is right! Well good luck with kendell sorry i'm not her
"GIRL": Good luck with ______, this is rely embaricing see u later
CAM: LOL it is but also hilarous! You have a good story to tell your buddies! Buh bye
An hour later:
"GIRL": Is this kendell
CAM: Still cameron ...
Nov. 14:
"GIRL": Hi
CAM: Hello. How's it going?
"GIRL": The game was fun
CAM: It wasn't too early for you?
"GIRL": Goog are u at annalises house?
"GIRL": Nope
CAM: No I'm not... I'm doing a little hw before bed, what's going on at her place?
"GIRL": idk I just thought u were there I'm at my house I was asking if u were there
CAM: Nope, I having been feeling good today so I decided to chill, I was invited to something tonight, that might have been it
"GIRL": Oh well I'm just sitting at home playing my xbox 360
CAM: LOL that's awesome! What are you playing?
"GIRL": Call of duty 5
CAM: Nice. Caping some fools huh?
"GIRL": Yup
CAM: Kinda lame I had to ref today! We could have hung out for a couple of hours
"GIRL": Ref what
CAM: Football...I red for flag football
CAM: ref
"GIRL": That's cool
CAM: More like an obligation
"GIRL": Haha
"GIRL": The box seems like a really good movie
CAM: Yah I actually saw it, it was oddly entertaining, you should see it
"GIRL": Yah any other good movies out there
CAM: Umm Christmas carol, 2012 I think that's about it
"GIRL": 2012 sounds really good but I don't know if my parents would like that?
CAM: They might, what sort of movies do they like?
"GIRL": Comedies so they probably woudnt see it and they don't let me go to movies alone
CAM: You have to go with someone else?
"GIRL": Yah probably
CAM: Well if you ever need a movie friend just let me know:)
"GIRL": Cool. Yah maybe next week sometime we could see a movie
CAM: 2012? I'd be down for that...When are you free?
"GIRL": Probably friday night
CAM: Ok...i think That will work, let me get back to you on that
"GIRL": Ok ill check with my parents
Nov. 15:
"GIRL": I've been awake since 5:00, I'm SO tired
CAM: You just couldn't sleep?
"GIRL": Yah, I scored in my soccer game and we won 4-0
CAM: Nice! Who do you play soccer with?
"GIRL": James, josh, connor b, jake
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I herd 2012 want very good we could go to the blind side if we could get tickets?
2 hours later:
"GIRL": I'm so bred I'm at wills house for my soccer party and me and jame are watching football,will and the rest of my team is playing a baloon game on his computer
CAM: Sounds like the life:)
"GIRL": Yah I'm playing with my freind keiran and he's 6 feet tall and he's hurting me
CAM: He's hurting you? What are you guys playing?
"GIRL": Pool
CAM: Uhhh... Is he hitting you with the stick?
"GIRL": Yah
CAM: Hit him back :)
"GIRL": I already did :)
(Note: By now it's getting real weird so Cam doesn't respond for a bit.)
"GIRL": Are you there
CAM: Hey sorry ... Went to mcdonalds, is the guy bugging you?
"GIRL": No were friends were just playing around
"GIRL": I'll show you the video of keiran betting me up when i see u next because it won't send
CAM: Haha ok:)
"GIRL": He just pile drived me onto the ground and dislocated my left shoulder:(
CAM: What!? I hope your joking
"GIRL": Well he hurt really bad but I'm not mad
CAM: Well sorry the dude doesn't know how to treat a lady
"GIRL": ?
CAM: Does this guy have a crush on you?
"GIRL": Funny hes not gay......or is he
CAM: Haha just messing with you
(Note: Cam's starting to catch on that this isn't a girl, so a friend calls the number and a teenage boy, about middle-school age, answers the phone. We are getting really suspicious.)
"GIRL": Yah so wat are you doing
CAM: Watching football
"GIRL": Cool
(Note: Now, after looking up the area code, we want to see if he lives here or in Seattle like his area code says.)
CAM: Where are you going to go see the movie on Friday?
"GIRL": Probably edmonds
(Note: Uh oh. Edmonds is in Seattle.)
CAM: Dude who is this ... I think this number is saved under the wrong name
"GIRL": Kyle
CAM: Who do you think this is?
"GIRL": Kendell
CAM: Sorry man but my name is cameron and this whole time I thought you were my friend ______, I'm not messing with u
"GIRL": Holy crap
CAM: Yes holy crap is right! Well good luck with kendell sorry i'm not her
"GIRL": Good luck with ______, this is rely embaricing see u later
CAM: LOL it is but also hilarous! You have a good story to tell your buddies! Buh bye
An hour later:
"GIRL": Is this kendell
CAM: Still cameron ...
Jordan Kamikawa: November 15, 2007
This is my old roommate's unedited transcript of what happened to him that night:
so tonight i experienced something that will forever hold a spot in my mind as one of the most awkward, but funniest stories in Jordan Kamikawa history.
The story takes place around dinner time, and myself and four other guys (david, neal, colin, and steve) decided to go out to q'doba's for whitworth wednesdays. We ended up taking two cars, david's and steve's. Right off the bat neal and colin jumped in with dave, so i decided I'd ride with Steve. However, I had to go in the house real quick and by the time I came out, Steve started pulling out of the driveway because he didn't know i wanted to ride with him. So i kinda waved and tried to make him stop, but he didn't see me and before I knew it, he was long gone. Luckily david hadn't left yet and I was able to jump in his car. So we were on our way, and i was thinking "man, I feel bad steve's riding by himself right now", so we came up with this plan that we'd follow steve, and at the next stop, I'd quickly jump out of our car, run over to his and jump in. Sounds like a great plan right? I thought so. After a little while we caught up to steve, and so far our plan seemed like it was falling perfectly into place; he was coming to a stop to make a left turn, and there were cars coming in the opposite directions so he couldn't go. Thus, it looked like a perfect opportunity for me to make the switch. After hearing colin yell "GO! DO IT NOW!", i proceeded to jump out of the car and run over to steve's. Right as i was about to get in, he looked like he was going to make the turn, so i yelled "STEVE! WAIT!" as i hurriedly opened the door. I jumped in quickly, closed the door behind me and was putting on my seat belt. However, steve was still stopped and i was wondering what was going on, so I glanced over only to find...IT WASN'T STEVE. it was a high school aged boy, sitting there with wide open eyes and a look of sheer terror on his face. I HAD JUST JUMPED INTO THE WRONG CAR. he gasped at me and the only thing that came out of his mouth was "...What???" in a frightened and whimpering tone. Needless to say, after figuring out I had jumped into a complete stranger's car, I quickly opened the door and said "Sorry! I thought you were someone else.." and ran back to dave's car. When i reentered everyone in the car was hysterically laughing because they realized it wasn't steve's car right after I left. The only way they could tell was that there was a different sticker on the back windshield in exactly the same spot that steve has a sticker. what are the chances...So we spent the whole ride to q'doba's laughing like crazy and wondering what the boy will tell his parents and friends when he goes home that night...the fateful night that I jumped into the wrong car.
So the moral of the story is: make sure you lock your car doors, because one day I might accidentally jump in.
so tonight i experienced something that will forever hold a spot in my mind as one of the most awkward, but funniest stories in Jordan Kamikawa history.
The story takes place around dinner time, and myself and four other guys (david, neal, colin, and steve) decided to go out to q'doba's for whitworth wednesdays. We ended up taking two cars, david's and steve's. Right off the bat neal and colin jumped in with dave, so i decided I'd ride with Steve. However, I had to go in the house real quick and by the time I came out, Steve started pulling out of the driveway because he didn't know i wanted to ride with him. So i kinda waved and tried to make him stop, but he didn't see me and before I knew it, he was long gone. Luckily david hadn't left yet and I was able to jump in his car. So we were on our way, and i was thinking "man, I feel bad steve's riding by himself right now", so we came up with this plan that we'd follow steve, and at the next stop, I'd quickly jump out of our car, run over to his and jump in. Sounds like a great plan right? I thought so. After a little while we caught up to steve, and so far our plan seemed like it was falling perfectly into place; he was coming to a stop to make a left turn, and there were cars coming in the opposite directions so he couldn't go. Thus, it looked like a perfect opportunity for me to make the switch. After hearing colin yell "GO! DO IT NOW!", i proceeded to jump out of the car and run over to steve's. Right as i was about to get in, he looked like he was going to make the turn, so i yelled "STEVE! WAIT!" as i hurriedly opened the door. I jumped in quickly, closed the door behind me and was putting on my seat belt. However, steve was still stopped and i was wondering what was going on, so I glanced over only to find...IT WASN'T STEVE. it was a high school aged boy, sitting there with wide open eyes and a look of sheer terror on his face. I HAD JUST JUMPED INTO THE WRONG CAR. he gasped at me and the only thing that came out of his mouth was "...What???" in a frightened and whimpering tone. Needless to say, after figuring out I had jumped into a complete stranger's car, I quickly opened the door and said "Sorry! I thought you were someone else.." and ran back to dave's car. When i reentered everyone in the car was hysterically laughing because they realized it wasn't steve's car right after I left. The only way they could tell was that there was a different sticker on the back windshield in exactly the same spot that steve has a sticker. what are the chances...So we spent the whole ride to q'doba's laughing like crazy and wondering what the boy will tell his parents and friends when he goes home that night...the fateful night that I jumped into the wrong car.
So the moral of the story is: make sure you lock your car doors, because one day I might accidentally jump in.
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